Behemoth Brawls

Session 32 - Eye Spy ... Ders!

Last session the Oracle revealed the location of 3 of the Conchs you seek; Ironslag, Deadstone Cleft, and Svardborg. Upon exiting the Oracle's chamber you ran into a dragon. While *V2** attempted to stall the dragon, Harshnag attacked the pillars holding up the roof and brought down the house.
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Dropping out of initiative. Free movement.
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Weasel** says "Okay, this is the way we want to go… I'll take up the rear… to make sure everyone makes it in. Alright. Who's first?"
G.O. Rakius IV raises his hand and says, "I vote for the cleric, because our other tank is under a lot of rocks."
G.O. Rakius IV uses Light © on G.O. Rakius IV.
New Louie warks in agreement.
New Huey also warks.
Ilyena shrugs and starts down the hallway first. 
New Duey kwehs in annoyance.
Weasel ushers people into the tunnel ahead of her
G.O. Rakius IV shouts, "C'mon, boys! We're off to eat some spiders!"
Weasel says "Onward! We have spiders to kill! Giants to defeat, and a world to save! "
Zeldo says, "Do we have to kill them? Can't we just be friends with them?"
Weasel says "The spiders or the Giants?"
Zeldo says, "All of the above?"
Weasel says "Then yes, we have to kill them. "
Weasel says "This world needs fewer of both. "
Ilyena draws her bow as they continue down the narrow hall. 
Entering initiative. Only top creature in the CreatureBar may move.
Round 1 begins.
Mitsurugi rolls 7for a Dexterity check and gets 11.
Weasel ran through the tunnel, but was stopped in her tracks by griffon butt. 
Mitsurugi strains his ears and eyes trying to find a sign of where the dragon went. Surely he couldn't have fit into this tiny cave entrance…
Nigh Quill comes up short behind Weasel. 
Ilyena stops at the end of the line, finding that she can go either right or left, but can't tell which way is correct. To the right she sees nothing, but to the left…she draws her bow and fires without thought. 
Ilyena misses Ice Spider with Longbow. 
Ice Spider hits Ilyena with Web (30/60) for 2 damage (0d6+2 subdual).
GM [DM] heals Ilyena for 2 damage.
Round 2 begins.
G.O. Rakius IV says, "Hey, elf? What's with the stopping? There's no stopping in spelunking! ONWARD!" Then he sees something to kill and shouts, "Boys! Dinner's here!"
G.O. Rakius IV uses Spell Slot (Lvl 3).
G.O. Rakius IV uses Haste (3) on G.O. Rakius IV.
G.O. Rakius IV says, "Keepmehealllleddddd" as he rushes past Ilyena at lightning speed with his rapier drawn.
G.O. Rakius IV CRITS Ice Spider with Rapier for 11 damage (d8+3 piercing).
Mortimer Seaton runs after the group, "Wait for me guys! What did you find? Can I date it?"
Ice Spider climbs up the wall to pass the other spider in the tunnel and swings a fang at G.O.
Ice Spider hits G.O. Rakius IV with Bite for 6 damage (d8+3 piercing).
Ice Spider hits Mitsurugi with Web (30/60) for 0 damage (0d6+2 subdual).
Ice Spider uses Cold Web Damage on Mitsurugi.
Weasel weaves her way through the griffons legs, trying really hard not to get stepped on. 
Mitsurugi rolls 11for a Strength check and gets 11.
Mitsurugi curses as a spider's web wraps around him, restraining the valiant kensei.
Mitsurugi easily breaks free from the spider's web, his sword flashing in the moonlight as he cuts it to pieces.
Nigh Quill Peers through the griffons legs, but decides to hang back and wait until everyone else has made it through… to be nice… not cause he hates spiders… that would be silly. 
Ice Spider hits Ilyena with Bite for 7 damage (d8+3 piercing).
Ilyena rolls 20for a Strength check and gets 21.
Ice Spider misses G.O. Rakius IV with Bite. 
Zeldo says, "Scuze me, Mr. New Duey. Coming through."
Round 3 begins.
G.O. Rakius IV scoffs, "Pitiful spiderses. You'll not bilbo me!"
G.O. Rakius IV hits Ice Spider with Booming Blade © (Rapier) for 5 damage (d8+3 piercing) plus 4 damage (d8 Thunder).
G.O. Rakius IV hits Ice Spider with Rapier for 9 damage (d8+3 piercing).
Ice Spider drops.
Mortimer Seaton says "Wait! Don't kill her! I haven't proposed yet! "
Mortimer Seaton cancels its move.
Mortimer Seaton see's the spider and shudders. "Why spiders. I hate spiders. Why couldn't it be butterflies?"
Mortimer Seaton CRITS Ice Spider with Trident Throw (20/60) for 11 damage (d6+2 piercing).
Mortimer Seaton pulls out his trident, and with a heavy heart throws it at is soon to be dead fiance. (if he doesn't ask, she can't say no)
Ice Spider misses G.O. Rakius IV with Web (30/60). 
Ice Spider hits Mitsurugi with Bite for 8 damage (d8+3 piercing).
Ice Spider uses Poison Bite on Mitsurugi.
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Masamune for 22 damage (d10+12 slashing and magic).
Mitsurugi uses Ki on Mitsurugi.
GM [DM] heals Ice Spider for 6 damage.
Mitsurugi uses Stunning Strike on Ice Spider.
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Unarmed for 9 damage (d6+8 bludgeoning and magic).
GM [DM] heals Ice Spider for 4 damage.
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Unarmed for 8 damage (d6+4 bludgeoning and magic).
Ice Spider drops.
Mitsurugi hears the sounds of combat from inside the cave and rushes in to see if there are more of these monstrosities for him to obliterate.
Ice Spider misses Ilyena with Bite. 
Ilyena misses Ice Spider with Longsword (2H). 
Zeldo misses Ice Spider with Eldritch Blast (x2, 120 ft). 
Round 4 begins.
G.O. Rakius IV hits Ice Spider with Booming Blade © (Rapier) for 8 damage (d8+3 piercing) plus 7 damage (d8 Thunder).
G.O. Rakius IV hits Ice Spider with Rapier for 5 damage (d8+3 piercing).
G.O. Rakius IV lunges twice with a rapier faster than sound, causing a loud boom and making a quick flourish just because he can. "I'msogreatitsnotevenreal!" he shouts.
Mortimer Seaton hits Ice Spider with Spear Throw (20/60) for 3 damage (d6+2 piercing).
Mortimer Seaton says "I'm sorry my love!"
Ice Spider hits G.O. Rakius IV with Bite for 8 damage (d8+3 piercing).
Ice Spider uses Poison Bite on G.O. Rakius IV.
Weasel uses Level 1 spell slot.
Weasel uses Magic Missile (Level 1, 120', x3) on Ice Spider.
Weasel uses Magic Missile (Level 1, 120', x3) on Ice Spider.
Weasel uses Magic Missile (Level 1, 120', x3) on Ice Spider.
Ice Spider misses Mitsurugi with Web (30/60). 
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Masamune for 13 damage (d10+8 slashing and magic).
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Masamune for 13 damage (d10+8 slashing and magic).
Ice Spider is staggered.
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Unarmed for 6 damage (d6+4 bludgeoning and magic).
Ice Spider drops.
Mitsurugi says "These creatures stand no chance! Where is the challenge?"
Ice Spider misses Ilyena with Bite. 
Ilyena misses Ice Spider with Longsword (2H). 
Zeldo hits Ice Spider with Eldritch Blast (x2, 120 ft) for 9 damage (d6+4 force and magic).
Ice Spider drops.
Round 5 begins.
G.O. Rakius IV hits Ice Spider with Booming Blade © (Rapier) for 9 damage (d8+3 piercing) plus 6 damage (d8 Thunder).
G.O. Rakius IV shouts, "DIE, DAMN YOUR EYES! BOYS! EAT THE EYES! THEY ARE WHERE THE POWER IS!" then… dashes off into the darkness.
Mortimer Seaton doesn't see which way the other spider went, so he plays eeny meeny miney mo, and goes north. 
Weasel stops to ask Ilyena which way the spider went cause she has enough sense to not go the wrong way. 
Ilyena points down the path to the right. 
Weasel Runs after Morty. "Wait up! You don't wanna get killed!"
Mitsurugi smiles wide as he turns his blade upon the spiders in his path.
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Masamune for 15 damage (d10+8 slashing and magic).
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Masamune for 15 damage (d10+8 slashing and magic).
Ice Spider drops.
Mitsurugi uses Ki on Mitsurugi.
Mitsurugi uses Patient Defense on Mitsurugi.
The effect Ice Spider is delaying is gone.
Ice Spider hits Mortimer Seaton with Web (30/60) for 0 damage (0d6+2 subdual).
Ice Spider uses Cold Web Damage on Mortimer Seaton.
Ilyena hits Ice Spider with Longbow for 8 damage (d8+1 piercing).
Ice Spider hits Mitsurugi with Web (30/60) for 0 damage (0d6+2 subdual).
Ice Spider uses Cold Web Damage on Mitsurugi.
Zeldo says, "Did anyone see where the wizard went?"
Zeldo cancels its move.
Round 6 begins.
Mortimer Seaton screams and slashes at the webs around him. 
Mortimer Seaton hits Web with Trident for 1 damage (d8 piercing).
Weasel hits Ice Spider with Battleaxe for 11 damage (d8+5 slashing).
Weasel misses Ice Spider with Battleaxe. 
Weasel says "Don't. Be. A. Meany!"
Weasel uses Action Surge.
Weasel hits Ice Spider with Battleaxe for 8 damage (d8+5 slashing).
Ice Spider drops.
Weasel hits Ice Spider with Battleaxe for 12 damage (d8+5 slashing).
Ice Spider dies instantly.
Weasel hits him an extra time just to make sure he's down. 
Ice Spider misses Mitsurugi with Bite. 
Mitsurugi rolls 15for a Strength Save skill check and gets 18.
Mitsurugi uses Ki on Mitsurugi.
Mitsurugi uses Patient Defense on Mitsurugi.
Mitsurugi slices his way through the webbing and prepares for any attacks.
Nigh Quill cancels its move.
Ice Spider misses Mitsurugi with Web (30/60). 
Ice Spider misses Mitsurugi with Bite. 
Zeldo uses Light on Zeldo.
Zeldo says, "Oh, it's a bit dark in here isn't it?"
Round 7 begins.
Mortimer Seaton misses Web with Trident. 
Mitsurugi flashes a firey smile as more and more giant ice spiders attempt to overwhelm him.
G.O. Rakius IV runs headlong through the tunnel at breakneck pace before skidding to a halt near the corpse of a very dead, but not-so-long-dead spider. "OhheyIseeathingthatdiedthatIdidn'tkill!" he says to himself.
Weasel turns around to nag at Morty, and realizes that he's still stuck. "I can't take you anywhere." 
Weasel hits Web with Battleaxe for 12 damage (d8+5 slashing).
Web drops.
Weasel says "Now, come on! We gotta get out of here before the dragon eats us. "
Mortimer Seaton swoons
Ice Spider misses Mitsurugi with Bite. 
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Masamune for 14 damage (d10+8 slashing and magic).
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Masamune for 18 damage (d10+8 slashing and magic).
Ice Spider drops.
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Unarmed for 7 damage (d6+4 bludgeoning and magic).
Mitsurugi uses Ki on Mitsurugi.
Mitsurugi uses Flurry of Blows on Mitsurugi.
Mitsurugi misses Ice Spider with Unarmed. 
Mitsurugi spins in a flurry of steel and flesh. His sword cutting down a spider before attacking another with a swift kick.
Nigh Quill gets far away from the group by feeling against the walls, and realizes that he can't see anything, and was only following Weasles orders, as he should. 
Ice Spider misses Mitsurugi with Bite. 
New Louie squawks and grumbles as he and his brother fight for a pecking order to get out of this place.
Ice Spider hits Mitsurugi with Bite for 9 damage (d8+3 piercing).
Ice Spider uses Poison Bite on Mitsurugi.
Round 8 begins.
Zeldo dashes off in the direction he thinks the wizard went. 
Ice Spider misses Mitsurugi with Bite. 
G.O. Rakius IV shouts, "AHAHelloperson,IamG.O.RakiustheFourth!Caretoslaytogether?"
G.O. Rakius IV uses Spell Slot (Lvl 1).
G.O. Rakius IV hits Ice Spider with Chromatic Orb (Fire) for 21 damage (3d8+4 bludgeoning).
Mortimer Seaton Follows right behind Weasel, ready to do whatever she asked of him.
Weasel realizes she made a grave mistake and tries to get away from Morty as quickly as possible
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Masamune for 9 damage (d10+8 slashing and magic).
This Creature is already going now.
Mitsurugi rolls 6for a Reflex save and gets 10.
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Unarmed for 7 damage (d6+4 bludgeoning and magic).
Mitsurugi uses Ki on Mitsurugi.
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Unarmed for 9 damage (d6+4 bludgeoning and magic).
Ice Spider drops.
Mitsurugi hits Ice Spider with Masamune for 10 damage (d10+8 slashing and magic).
Ice Spider drops.
Mitsurugi easily finishes off the remaining spiders as a strange, very fast, man comes speeding up to him. He readies his blade for a new foe. "Are you here to challenge me!?"
Round 9 begins.
Ice Spider misses Mitsurugi with Bite. 
G.O. Rakius IV hits Ice Spider with Booming Blade © (Rapier) for 6 damage (d8+3 piercing) plus 3 damage (d8 Thunder).
G.O. Rakius IV hits Ice Spider with Rapier for 4 damage (d8+3 piercing).
G.O. Rakius IV stabs the spider quick as thought and says, "Challenge?Nevernever.Ichallengetime,space,andthegodsthemselves!Besides,yourswordisbiggerthanmine."
Weasel hits Ice Spider with Crossbow for 8 damage (d8+3 piercing).
Weasel hits Ice Spider with Crossbow for 10 damage (d8+3 piercing).
Ice Spider drops.
Dropping out of initiative. Free movement.
Mitsurugi says "Ah, so maybe you are not enemies after all. Though I didn't need you help with those paltry creatures, I appreciate it nonetheless!"
Mitsurugi says "I saw a dragon flying near this way, I was hoping maybe it could challenge me. Have you seen it?"
G.O. Rakius IV takes a deep breath and slows wayyyy down. "OK. Better. Whew. That. Was. A. Lot." He flicks some ichor off his rapier, sheaths it in a slow, deliberate manner, and adds, "G.O. Rakius the Fourth, at your service. My… friends? Yes, my friends are here somewhere. We are running from a dragon, but I don't think it's following us. We dropped a mountain on it."
Mortimer Seaton would love to explore more, but Weasel seems preoccupied with other things, so he goes to be by her side. 
New Huey leads the Griffons Three through the darkness after the scent of their master.
Mitsurugi That is something I have yet to try. Perhaps then we should leave this dark place.
Mitsurugi says "Nothing left here but these weak spiders it would seem."
Weasel address the new person in the group. "seeing as how we didn't see you back in the chamber, would you mind showing us the way out. We have a world to save." 
Mitsurugi says "Oh my! Were you aware there were monstrous griffons following you! I could certainly shapen my blade on their bones."
Mitsurugi unsheathes his blade and sizes up the nearest griffon, preparing to attack.
> /newmin 10
The effect Haste (3) is gone.
Game time advances 10 minutes.
Time updated: 20:57:54, Day 32
Mitsurugi says "The exit is past these beasts."
G.O. Rakius IV looks defiantly at the impetuous swordsman and declares, "These are MY griffons. New Huey, New Duey, and New Louie. Old Huey, Old Duey, and Old Louie were frozen dwarf heads. They ate them."
Weasel says "And did you by any chance, see an air ship out there"
Mitsurugi says "Ah so they are pets then. You must be a powerful mage to have tamed them. You have my respect."
Mitsurugi nods enthusiastically. "Yes the airship. It was on fire when I last passed it."
Mitsurugi says "Quite a brilliant burn!"
Ilyena gasps audibly. 
G.O. Rakius IV nods emphatically, "Most. Powerful. Why, one time, I was sailing around with an exiled Master of Sorcere and he said to me, 'G.O., you are without a doubt the most powerful wizard I've ever met', and I said, 'Well, good.' Then I killed him, because he was a filthy liar. They don't even let bugbears join Sorcere."
Mitsurugi says "Follow me then out of this dreary place. "
Weasel runs out past the noob to see if she can put out the fire. "Morty! Follow me! I'm gonna need your fancy water skills!" 
Mitsurugi pats G.O. on the shoulder as he shows them the exit to the cave. "We may have to duel one day. I'm always game for a good fight."
G.O. Rakius IV shrugs and walks by his belovd pets, cooing and throwing bits of ice spider to them as he follows the swordsman out of the cavern. "We could do that, maybe. Or I could make you think we did, anyway."
Mitsurugi says "Come now! No need to drag your feet."
Mitsurugi clearly doesn't realize that no one can move as quickly as he can.
Weasel creeps along the wall, cursing the rough terrain
Weasel her small legs make it hard to climb up the steep hill. 
Mortimer Seaton rolls 15for a Constitution check and gets 17.
Mortimer Seaton rolls 11for a Constitution check and gets 13.
G.O. Rakius IV follows down the path while his griffon pals stretch their wings a bit.
Mitsurugi says "Ah there it is. Completely engulfed in flame as I had mentioned previously."
Ilyena didn't have as much trouble as some of her less nimble companions, but still struggled with the narrowness of the ledge as she followed this virtual stranger back to what was surely their only way home. 
Weasel looks around for a flame, but doesn't see one. "Sorry, morty. Looks like I don't need you after all." 
Mortimer Seaton holds back tears
G.O. Rakius IV says, "Hrm. Yes. That is a problem…" pauses, then adds, "Varis! I just know this is your doing! Wait? Varis? Where are you? Blasted familiars… always off galavanting around, not obeying their masters! Oh, wait. There you are." He turns to regard a slight parting in New Huey's feathers with some disdain."
Weasel climbs onto the boat, and takes the wheel. "Where to first? I thought Svardborg sounds as good a place as any, seeing as how it's the only name I remembered." 
Mitsurugi says "What manner of world saving mission is this?"
Mitsurugi says "I could use a good fight. Nothing has challenged me as of late."
Weasel says "I don't know if you've noticed, but the giants have turned into real assholes lately. We're trying to knock them down a peg or two. "
G.O. Rakius IV looks confused and says, "Wait? So… it's not burning? I really need to lay off the beholder-blood cocktails. I could've sworn I saw… Oh, nevermind. It was probably just another timeline crossing my field of vision for a moment. Very well. I suppose we can go kill some giants now. Svardborg it is! Maybe after a nap…"
Mitsurugi says "Killing giants? That sounds like just what I need. Count me in."
Mitsurugi joins the party without actually asking.
Weasel says "The more the merrier I guess. "
G.O. Rakius IV scoffs, "Giants were always assholes, dear Weasel. Now they're just a bit… hemeroidic."
Mitsurugi says "Onward, Through the fire!"
 

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